If you have been reading posts here you know I am all for creativity. I think we are all creative and have the ability to approach any given challenge or situation and bring our own unique solutions that combine experience, relationships, and our remarkable ingenuity to the table.
A favorite place of mine to look at new and unique creative ideas is the U.S. Patent office. Obtaining a patent is a costly and time consuming process. Inventors must have unstoppable faith in their vision in order to realize their dream of acquiring a patent. But sometimes these inventions come from a creative place so deep, they can be perceived by some as offbeat, unusual and possibly a bit eccentric.
So, here are 5 Remarkably Creative Patents
AND REMEMBER:
IF THEY CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOU!
All of these patents are real and hold U.S patents.
1. BULLET PROOF BED
Do you need protection from bio-chemical terrorists attacks? How about natural disasters? Kidnappers and stalkers? Or would you just feel safer sleeping in a bulletproof bed? If you answered yes to any of the aforementioned questions, you need the oh-so-versatile Quantum Sleeper. Not for the claustrophobic or light of check book, this $160,000 coffin-esque "saferoom" does not include the optional microwave, fridge or entertainment center.
2. SUBLIMINAL GLASSES
The Subliminal Glasses come with various graphic messages that you place inside your special subconscious lenses and stare at them all day and all night. The inventor suggests you won't even notice them after a while. So next time you want to cut down on your vices, or smile more or I'm not really sure what the message is with that ping pong paddle thing, but next time you want to change your personal behavior, maybe modify your mind and become one with the smiley face, then it's time to stare through your Subliminal Glasses and go to that happier place.
3. TOILET LANDING LIGHTS What happens when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Do you turn on the light and squint, open your eyes and blind yourself or poke around in complete darkness? Have you ever fallen into the toilet because the seat was up but "who knew", it was too dark to see or heard any complaints about missed targets? Well not any more with the extraordinary Toilet Landing Lights! This unprecedented bathroom brainchild can save you from a very embarrassing breakfast conversation by illuminating your way after bedtime, and you know what we mean.
Waterproof indirect lighting is placed under the rim of the toilet adding a beautiful almost mystical glow to the throne. A switch attached to the lid can signal heads up or safe landing ahead. We suggest pulsing blue airport landing lights to bring you down safely.
4. FLOATING FURNITURE
Tired of looking at your table and chairs all day long? Does your bed take up entirely too much space? This invention patented in 1989 will allow you to roam your home with no obstacles during the day and sleep easily at night! This lighter than air furniture can be levitated with helium gas and stored on your ceiling when you're not using it! Need a nap? Just grab the tether rope (see item no. 34) and pull your bed down from the ceiling. Imagine, you will never have to make your bed or clear off the dinner table again! Simply inflate your furnishings and messy beds and untidy tables are out of site! Just be sure the pets don't get trapped between the sofa and the ceiling.

5. HURRICANE HOUSE
Thunderstorms, tornadoes and hurricanes, as we have recently witnessed, can devastate conventional homes. The shear force of Mother Nature can rip apart seemingly sturdy structures and the cost to build a hurricane-proof house has been prohibitively expensive. That is, until now. Welcome the Hurricane House!
Hey, that looks like a jet airplane, you may be saying to yourself. Well, it is, because commercial airliners are designed to withstand winds in excess of 500 miles per hour. So the inventor ripped out this retired planes seats and filled it with suitable home furnishings. Then he mounted it on a rotating base that is securely embedded in the ground. Now when the winds whip up, the Hurricane house automatically "weathervanes", rotating into the wind, as if it were flying at 30,000feet, providing the smallest cross-sectional area to the destructive wind forces.
A WORD OF CAUTION: In windy conditions you may need some Dramanine and in case of flooding, the seatback cushions may be used as flotation devices. You are now free to move about your home.
Source: Totally Absurd Patents